[Intro – playful, spacey synth beat]
3 2 1 Yeah… 🚀
Blast off…
From the galaxy straight to yo’ mama’s crib…
Ayy!
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[Verse 1 – punchline style]
I went to Uranus, just cruisin’ through space,
Zero-gravity drip, moon boots on my lace.
NASA called me up, said I’m flyin’ too wild,
But I crash-landed quick in your mama’s profile.
Met her in the kitchen, she was bakin’ some pie,
Said “damn boy, you’re lookin’ fly from the sky.”
Asteroids hittin’, but I hit it with aim,
Now Uranus got renamed — it’s her last name.
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[Chorus – bouncy, echo hook]
🎶 I went to Uranus Ended up in your mama’s anus Galactic love, no shame in this,
SpaceX rocket straight famous. 🎶
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[Verse 2 – faster flow, more jokes]
I’m the astronaut, she’s my mission control,
When I orbit in her kitchen, she be feedin’ my soul.
Black hole booty hole vibes, pull me in real tight,
Milky Way drippin’ every single night.
ET phoned home, said “boy, you too bold,”
But your mom liked my charm and the stories I told.
Forget Mars and Venus, I ain’t playin’ pretend,
I found a new planet it’s called a slip and slide land I don’t wanna transcend.
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[Chorus – repeat, heavier bass drop]
🎶 I went to Uranus (Uranus…),
Ended up in your mama’s anus
Galactic love, no shame in this,
SpaceX rocket straight famous. 🎶
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[Outro – spoken, goofy echo]
Houston… we got no problem…
But your mama got my number…
And I ain’t comin’ back. 🚀