🔥 Intro – sacred drums & party horns]
🎉 “THE WAR IS WON!
THE MIGHTY LOAD STRUCK TRUE!
AND NOW THE HOLY ONE FEASTS!”
[🎤 Verse 1 – cheek buffet begins]
Toss the sword, drop the pants,
I came, I saw, I split that dance.
Waifus line up like it’s buffet time,
I’m eatin’ ass like it’s goddamn divine.
Titties jiggle like party balloons,
Booty bouncin’ to hentai tunes.
I saved the realm with a nut so bold,
Now I feast on cheeks like it’s dipped in gold.
Even the nuns still call me the Holy One,
Blessed by buns and the sacred tongue.
[🎶 Pre-Chorus – filthy & glorious]
Ain’t no throne, just face in buns,
I eat that cake ‘til the whole world hums.
You bring the jiggle, I’ll bring the tongue,
I’m the simp lord — and dinner’s begun.
[💥 Chorus – full chant]
OP NERD — CAKE DEVOURER!
Lickin’ booty like it’s happy hour.
OP NERD — HOLY FEAST MODE!
Turned that war zone to a hentai abode.
From dungeon fights to bunny girls' sass,
Now I’m crowned king of Eatin’ Ass. 🍑👑
[🎤 Verse 2 – postwar pleasure palace]
Booty on my face like victory confetti,
Syrup on the cheeks and my tongue stay ready.
Every waifu wants their “royal seal,”
I stamp that thing with a five-course meal.
She said, “You saved us all with your epic load,”
Now take this seat — it’s the booty throne.
No more battle cries, no deadly class—
Just anime girls and endless ass.
[🌌 Bridge – sacred prophecy returns]
Legend says the chosen simp…
Shall one day clap cheeks across dimensions…
And bust in seven realms at once. ⏳💦
Now peace is restored, but cheeks remain,
So I dine with grace and zero shame.
[💥 Final Chorus – celebratory moaning]
OP NERD — ASS EATER ELITE!
Bustin’ cheeks with a battle beat.
OP NERD — MOUTH FIRST VICTORY!
Blessed by buns and hentai history.
So pour the wine, unhook that bra,
It’s time to feast — ooo la la~
[🧻 Outro – gospel chorus fades out over moans]
🎤 “And so the Holy One…
Clapped cheeks across all realms…
And was never hungry again.”
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