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I can hear a noise, a woofing sound, ear to the wall gonna call the pound, strays are out need a rabies shot, these strays are lurking round a lot, cheap ass dogfood no pedigree chum, would steal the purse right from their mum, furry hairy drink then slurry, sing for jiro's like a canary.

Woof, woofwoofwoof, four legged fiend, do anything for a bag of green, woof, woofwoofwoof out your cage get back,, sucking dirty dicks for smack your paws are white and your muzzle is black.

So the shops ran out of pedigree chum, so go to the garden and eat some poo out of mazzys sweaty bum bum, she left a big log, behind the garden gate, caught her on the cctv what a fucking state,

She wiped her ass on the floor like a dog, left her skidmarks down the path what a trogg, next time don't fucking leave me a log, rancid little cave woman just go to the bog.

Woof, woofwoofwoof fiend, did onlyfans but nobody watched your stream,, woof, woofwoofwoof joined fabswingers, but all u could pull was the perry old fingers, woof, woofwoofwoof, does some shopping, stops off at the pub next thing she's slut dropping woof, woofwoofwoof, meets little Murphy, kicks him and calls him a twat, woof, woofwoofwoof she's a dog but she Hates dogs, and she'd rather be a little sewer rat