This song. Is for a special woman, a woman in my life who helps me out a bunch. And sometimes, I go stay at her house, it's warm, and safe and chilled there's always lots of munch.
[Male Vocal]
She puts up with a lot of shit, from her children who of most are half wits.
1 out of 5 ain't bad, 1 is on the straight and narrow other 4 are maddddd.
[Female Vocal]
Mummy, it's not down to you,
How we turned out as adults you did what you had to dooooo, were all grown and we make our own choice, if you told us we probably wouldn't listen to your voice.
[Male Vocal]my mummmm, she has never done drugssss, she often tries to understand why she gave birth to us thugssss, in her bathroom sniffing drugssss, her head is firmly screwed on and her kids are mugssss. Bar the oldestttt he the most sensible and the boldestttt, if anyone got respect he got the mostestttt. I can only speak for myself my dear mummy, I'm sorry that I'm such a bum.
[Chorus]hiedy, you wiped our arsed all our lives, you was my father's wife but it was too much pain and strifeeee, not surprised you fucked him off he never turned that computer off, while u ran around and looked after us and picked micks skiddy underpants up off the ground.
[Verse] then Luke, the one who's a little bit gay he madeeeee his way to rave at wigan pierrrr.
He met cranky carla there she used to rip out her hair after smoking crack and drinking beerrrr. Next think she had a bun in the oven, but she was a drug addict and her life she was lovingggg. At two weeks old I found a little baby boy on the doorstep it was lukes son Clayton who Carla had dropped off.
[Chorus]
[Verse] so what happened was hiedy and Darren stepped up to the markkkk. Because Luke wasn't really capable of taking care of himself never mind a child the fucking draggy no markkkk. The baby was named Clayton Joe, he was no trouble at all,for about a year, but as soon as he could walk, it wasn't his fault but Luke started on the beerrrr
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