Bernard

[Intro,Male voice]
(Fucking hell I'm pissed again) I'm so smashed I've fucking pissed myself YET AGAIN!!! Lee-er, Get to the chippy for some scollops and scraps you little goofy bitch!!!)
[Verse]
Bernard the man she thinks she's hard she walks with Craig as her body guard, she gets pissed up and pisses her pants and leah cries when she starts to dance.
[Chorus]
Bern Bern Bern bitch Bernard topping, once she starts drinking there's just no stopping, gets on the table and proceeds her slut dropping, then pisses on the dance floor and the barstaff be mopping
[Verse]
Amy, she's on the gamey, she goes to shifnell street with Kelly delaney, she's such a state but she will master bate, you for a low low low low rate.
Leah, she's the only one of them that isn't queer, she's a slut and she will fuck you for a beer, all the girls sneer but leah keeps on strutting while the old men leer
[Chorus]

female, rap