My bi**h
That dick so trashy, it’s straight-up picky
S**k my neck? Bi**h please, you lick like a sick puppy
My c*(t, my kitty – you missed it completely, dummy!
You talk big game but you cum in like two seconds, silly
Call you a king? Nah, you a cartoon catastrophe
Looney Tunes ass , fallin’ off cliffs while you tryna f**k me!
[Verse 1]
You textin’ at 2 AM, “Come through baby”
I pull up, you in tighty-whities lookin’ mad shaky
Tryna eat it like a pro but you slobber like Goofy
Tongue all over the place, bi**h I feel like I’m watchin’ a movie
You squeak like Mickey Mouse when I ride it from the top
Then you nut quick like a whoopee cushion – ppffft – bi**h, that’s all you got?
Your d**k got more wrinkles than an old-ass cartoon Grinch
Bugs Bunny wouldn’t touch it, he’d just laugh and say “What’s up, doc? That’s a flinch!”
You swear you a freak but your stroke game is basic
My a*s, my back – you missed it, you wasted
D**k like a dead battery, b**ch you
You pump like a broke-down bumper car, shaky
Thrustin’ and thrustin’ but nothin’ is bustin’
Just a sad little toot like Daffy Duck when he’s nervous!
You said “Choke me mommy” so I grabbed your throat
You moaned like a cartoon goat – – then you f**kin’ choked
On your own spit, eyes crossed like Tweety on crack
Flippin’ and floppin’, landed dick-first in a sad little trap
I tried to cum, you started singin’ like Dora the Explorer
“Swiper no swipin’! I’m tryna swipe on your wh**e-ass aura
Your balls bouncin’ wild like they bouncin’ on pogo sticks
One went left, one went right – look like Road Runner tricks… you thought you was bad?
Bitch you the side character that gets dropped in every episode and never gets the pussy!”
My bi*&h
You ahole animated mess, straight-up wacky
My pussy, my titties – you can’t handle the package
I’d rather fuck a cartoon cactus, at least it stays hard, you flaccid!
My Ricky, my Ricky
Next time you tryna get nasty, just stay in your lane, see?
I’ll call you a Uber and send your ass packin’
With a note sayin’ “Thanks for the laughs, now get the fuck back in your cartoon, you limp-dick has-been!”
[Outro – fading like cartoon end credits]
Yeahhh… my Ricky, my Ricky…
TracyCleveland77
