Woof

I can hear a noise, a woofing sound, ear to the wall gonna call the pound, strays are out need a rabies shot, these strays are lurking round a lot, cheap ass dogfood no pedigree chum, would steal the purse right from their mum, furry hairy drink then slurry, sing for jiro's like a canary.

Woof, woofwoofwoof, four legged fiend, do anything for a bag of green, woof, woofwoofwoof what's the crack, sucking dirty dicks for smack