My shit cost a late-night fee
Your shit got the runs, look like diarrhea tea
My shit plays on the double-feature screen
Your shit went straight to the toilet bowl, never seen
My shit bigger than a bridge, wide as a truck
Your shit look like a little kid's, just a tiny fuck
My shit large like the Chargers, the whole damn team
Your shit look like you fourteen, weak-ass stream
My shit locked in the bowl, right
Your shit suffer from stage fright
My shit so hot, it's steamin'
Your shit look like Gary Coleman, short and screamin'
Tracy
My shit cost a VIP flush
Your shit smell like old sushi, straight-up disgust
My shit drop like a wrecking ball, splash the walls
Your shit tiny like a Tic Tac, barely falls
My shit got texture, got girth, got weight
Your shit watery, bitch, like a fuckin' debate
My shit leave a ring, mark its territory
Your shit disappear quick, like a sad-ass story
My shit so thick, it clogs the throne
Your shit so weak, it just moans and groans
My shit legendary, hall-of-fame log
Your shit look like a sad little dog
[Both - Chorus]
My shit! (My shit!)
Your shit! (Your shit!)
My shit bigger, badder, meaner
Your shit look like a fuckin' wiener!
My shit! (My shit!)
Your shit! (Your shit!)
My shit make the toilet scream
Your shit just a wet-ass dream
!becky
My shit hit the water like a cannonball
Your shit soft serve, bitch, about to crawl
My shit got corn, got beans, full meal
Your shit look like you ate nothin' real
Tracy
My shit so massive, needs its own zip code
Your shit shy, hide in the bowl like a toad
My shit require a plunger intervention
Your shit? Just a polite little mention
[Both]
We drop bombs, leave the bathroom reekin'
Two queens on the throne, straight-up freakin'
If you smell it, you dealt it, no denyin'
Our shits legendary, yours? Keep tryin'!
My shit!
Your shit!
My shit!