You’re jealous

I bought my popcorn, found my seat.

Big screen glowin’, lights went dim, decent movie great story

Then my phone lit up — guess who? Call after call.

You said, “Where you at?” with that suspicious tone,

“Your location shows you ain’t alone.”

Girl, calm down, I’m watchin’ a flick,

But you think I’m out pullin’ my old man game…

You’re jealous…

That “Find My Phone” done did me wrong.

Said I’m sittin’ on a barstool singin’ love songs.

You’re jealous…

Callin’ ten times in a row during the show,

Thinkin’ I’m flirtin’ where the whiskey flows.

But I ain’t with no lady in a sundress swirl,

I’m just watchin’ F1 cars racing around the world.

Oh baby, you’re jealous…

And honestly, it’s kinda funny.

You say the GPS don’t lie,

But girl, that thing’s drunk, or high.

It’s got me posted at the bar not a theater,

But all I’m drinkin’ is a cherry slurpy and enjoying movie vibes.

You picture me with some mystery chick,

But I’m just laughin’ at you.

While you’re driving home flippin’ through your rage, with your sisters encouragement and She’s cheering you on!

You’re jealous…

That app’s got jokes, it’s comedy gold,

Barstool ghost with a movie soul.

You’re jealous…

Actin’ like I’m out makin’ sin,

When the only curves I’m watchin’ are on the screen again.

No sweet talkin’, no lipstick twirls,

Just surround sound and in a fast cars world.

Oh baby, you’re jealous…

But dang, it’s almost kinda special.

I get it, you love me deep,

But girl let a man enjoy his seat!

No side-chicks, just a movie flick no tricks,

Now quit blowin’ up my movie fix!

You’re jealous…

And it’s crazy how your mind runs wild,

Over phantom flirts and barstool smiles.

You’re jealous…

But hey, that love’s a little intense,

Guess I can still drive your heart a bit unhinged.

While you imagine some blonde in curls,

I’m just munchin’ down them popcorn and sipping my drink…

Oh baby, you’re jealous…

And truth be told — it’s kinda nice to know you’re obsessed, girl.