Real men rent!

(You know what really grinds my gears? People that go to bed early and work hard. Those are the true fascists! Reminds me of my focking old man!)

Real men. Real men rent!

Real men. Real men go to shows!

Real men. Real men don’t have their shit together!

Any adult with a mortgage is a mean man! Great credit is capitalism and mean!!!!!

Real men. If they work at all it is definitely part time!!!!!!!

1, 2, 3, 4

Full time work is racist!!!!!!!!

My top priorities are! In no particular order.

Art!

Caves!

Sleeping in!

Rolling my eyes!

Working very short shifts at teenager jobs I’m well over 15-20 years past the age limit to be working at but because I did not develop any skills in my twenties here I am.

Pretending that vinyl sounds good is punk rock too!

Art! Caves! Never having money!

Real men. Real men pay rent and not a mortgage. A mortgage is fascist and racist because I don’t like it!!!!!!!!!!!

(So I’m beginning to see a common theme here. It looks like anything you don’t like is fascist, racist and or capitalist? Then when I try to debate you you just get mad and start the insults. Do you really think that’s how adults are supposed to interact?)

Shut up fascist! Sleep until 5 pm and then head to a show!!!!!