Natural Texas Woman

Fireball all night

Makin sure the moods right

Cold beer hiccups

Can’t wait to see her A cups

Tight old navy jeans and flip flops with her toes hangin out

She toughs it out doesn’t need a pad

She’s a Texas natural woman

Doesn’t brush her teeth or wipe

But to me god damn that’s justttt right

Woo woo yeehaw

Natural Texas woman

Teeth like the clown thing at putt putt that you shot little wooden balls at

Do not disturb at La Quinta she rides my schooner in a cowboy hat

Tiny little candy corn sized titties in my mouth

But hey that’s just the way I like it

Puss smells like vinegar and pee but that’s just a natural Texas woman to me

Woo woo yeehaw

Not your type? Fuck yall

Woo woo yeehaw Natural Texas womannnnn!

(Texas womannnnnn)

(Woooooo)

(Woooooooooooo!)