No Nut ‘Til Oklahoma

From 35 south to the edge of the panhandle

She’ll suck my weiner in my truck and if I come before we get to Oklahoma she says she’ll bite the god damn tip off yeeeeeeeeehawwwww!!!!!!!

Don’t nut. Don’t nut.

Don’t shoot my load until that big ‘ol sign says welcome to Oklahoma. (Good luck fella you’re gonna bust before ya hit San Antonioooooooooooo woooo! Gettt!! Yehawwwwwww!!!gahgah)

I could feel it in my nutsack

My tip was bright purple

Master vein was throbbin

I knew a big cream beam was about to fly outta my dick and into this hooker’s gums

And boy was I right! (Please don’t bust your skunk in this poor woman’s mouth young fella! God dangit I’m gonna kick your…)

I shot my nut before we hit Waco

And we ended up fookin and I shot my seed I. Her belly!!!! Hell yeah mother facker!!

She kept her word and bit the tip of my dick off and spit it out into the brazos river

I had to stop in at care now and get it sewed up

Don’t nut she said or I’ll bite off the head

She said. She said. Woo hoo!!!!!

(Oh my goodness so now you are wandering around town with a headless dick. How the hell are ya even pissing? MC, this is just tootin ridiculous)