Big Tough and Brave: The Leaky Butt Song

Oh no, it's a leaky butt day, on my boat out at sea,

Chum Dumpster's rocking, but my doo doo's bothering me!

LBS, it's a big tough man's trouble, you see,

But I still keep on rolling, as brave as can be!

Working on my boat, no bathroom in sight,

With every little doo doo, I fight the good fight.

Sometimes I gotta go, reeeeally quick,

Holding on tight, gotta stay super slick!

Not all pee pee time is poo poo time,

But all poo poo time is pee pee time!

Oh, it's tricky, it’s fun, it’s tough,

Keeping it together, and staying tough!

LBS, oh LBS, a leaky butt test,

Big, tough, and brave, I do my best.

Poop doo doo and pee pee, in my big brave heart,

Though it's messy, I play my part.

On my boat, with the waves and the breeze,

Sometimes I get nervous, oh please!

But I remember, I’ve got strength inside,

Even with doo doo slip-sliding, I ride the tide!

Not all pee pee time is poo poo time,

But all poo poo time is pee pee time!

It's a tricky dance, but I won't cry,

Big tough man, reaching for the sky!

LBS, oh LBS, can't stop this flow,

Being brave and strong, that's how I grow.

Through the mess and the fuss, I stand tall,

Big tough man, I can handle it all!

Sometimes it’s embarrassing, but I don’t mind,

I'm still the toughest, one of a kind.

Poop and pee just try to bother me,

But I keep on smiling, as happy as can be!

So here’s to brave boys with big tough hearts,

Even when doo doo makes a mess start!

Leaky butt syndrome, it’s part of me,

And I’ll keep on sailing, wild and free!