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[Intro – Police sirens echo across the valley. Heavy boots stomp in rhythm. One distant yodel answers the siren before the crowd erupts.]
HEY!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
Yodel-ay-hee…
Yo-lay-ho…
Blue lights flashing…
Down below…
Yodel-ay-hee…
Yo-lay-ho…
“They’re coming!”
“LET ’EM COME!!”
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[Verse 1 – Heavy southern groove. Banjos, crushing guitars and industrial bass drive the rhythm while yodels answer every phrase.]
Cruisers rolling…
Round the bend…
Sheriff shouting…
“This party ends!”
[Festival Yodelers]
Yodel-ay-hee!
“He found us!”
Yo-lay-ho!
“Too late now!”
Boots kept stomping…
Dust flew high…
Nobody even…
Asked him why!
[Crowd]
HEY!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
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[Pre-Chorus – Choir grows. The yodels spread across the crowd like a wave.]
Badge so shiny…
Hat pulled low…
One foot tapping…
Don’t you know…
[Left Side]
Yo-lay-hee!
[Right Side]
Yo-lay-ho!
[Everyone]
WELCOME SHERIFF!!
STEAL THE SHOW!!
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[Chorus – Full festival explosion. Massive southern metal riffs, industrial EDM drops, machine-gun yodels and giant gang vocals.]
YOU!!
CAN’T!!
SHUT!!
THIS!!
DOWN!!
[Lead Yodel]
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yodel-ay-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-ho!!
[Crowd]
HEY!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
Raise your boots!
Raise your hats!
Kick this party…
OFF THE MAP!!
[Choir]
Yo-lo-lo-lo-lay-heeeee!!
Yo-lo-lo-lo-lay-hooooo!!
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[Verse 2 – The sheriff starts smiling. More guitars. Bigger choir. Every line answered by wild yodels.]
Bigfoot laughing…
By the stage…
[Yodelers]
AY-HEE!!
AY-HO!!
The Devil dancing…
Without a care…
[Yodelers]
YO-LAY-HOO!!
YO-LAY-HEE!!
Someone handed…
The sheriff a drink…
He tried to say…
“I really think…”
[Entire Festival]
YOOOOOOOOOOODEL-AY-HEE-HI-HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
He couldn’t finish…
Not one word…
The loudest holler…
He’d ever heard!
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[Breakdown – Industrial bass pounds. Sirens sync with the beat. Yodel battle erupts.]
[Left Side]
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yodel-ay-hee!
HEY!!
[Right Side]
Yo-lay-ho!
Yo-lay-ho!
Yo-lay-ho!
HEY!!
[Sheriff]
“…Yo…”
…
“…Lay…”
…
“…Hee?”
[Crowd]
HE DID IT!!
HE DID IT!!
HE DID IT!!
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[Bridge – The sheriff finally gives in. The whole department joins.]
Throw the badge…
Grab the mic…
Turn this festival…
UP TONIGHT!!
Deputies laughing…
Boots in the air…
Everybody’s…
Yodeling everywhere!!
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[Final Chorus – Maximum chaos. Triple guitars, blazing banjos, industrial EDM, colossal choirs, impossible yodel harmonies.]
YOU!!
CAN’T!!
SHUT!!
THIS!!
DOWN!!
[Lead & Crowd]
Yodel-ay-hee!!
Yo-lay-ho!!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-ho!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
Bigfoot’s jumping!
Devil’s grinning!
Sheriff’s leading!
Crowd still singing!
Raise your voice!
Shake the ground!
YOU CAN’T!!
SHUT!!
THIS!!
DOWN!!
[Everyone]
YOOOOOOOOOOODEL-AY-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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[Outro – Music stops. One police radio crackles.]
Dispatch…
“…Send reinforcements…”
…
“…And bring more speakers.”
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