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[Intro – Thunderous crowd chanting, distant engines arriving, heavy southern guitar. Thousands cheer before the first note crashes in.]
HEY!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
Raise it up!!
Raise it high!!
Yodel-ay-hee!!
Yo-lay-ho!!
Tonight…
We’re touching…
THE SKY!!
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[Verse 1 – Full throttle immediately. Heavy guitars, stomping drums, banjos and industrial bass.]
Dust clouds rising…
Miles away…
Every highway…
Leads this way…
Cowboys rolling…
Bikers roar…
Campers shouting…
“THERE’S ROOM FOR MORE!”
[Festival Yodelers]
Yodel-ay-hee!!
Yodel-ay-ho!!
Faster now!!
LET IT GO!!
Steel guitars…
Thunder loud…
Every mile…
Another crowd!!
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[Pre-Chorus – Choirs stack higher. Crowd chants grow larger with every line.]
Raise your cup!!
Raise your hat!!
Who’s still driving?!
WHERE YOU AT?!
[Left Side]
HEY!!
[Right Side]
HEY!!
[Everyone]
WELCOME HOME!!
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[Chorus – Massive festival anthem. Machine-gun yodels driving the rhythm.]
WELCOME HOME!!
HEY!!
WELCOME HOME!!
HEY!!
If you made it…
Raise your hand!!
Welcome to…
THE GREATEST SHOW ON DIRT!!
[Lead Yodel]
Yodel-ay-hee!!
Yo-lay-ho!!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-ho!!
[Choir]
Yo-lo-lo-lo-lay-heeeee!!
Yo-lo-lo-lo-lay-hooooo!!
Raise your boots!!
Shake the ground!!
This whole holler’s…
SHAKING NOW!!
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[Verse 2 – Bigger riffs, faster groove. Every new group joins the celebration.]
Firefighters…
Join the line…
Truckers honk…
Right on time…
Lumberjacks…
Bring the wood…
Grandma’s dancing…
LOOKING GOOD!!
Bigfoot laughing…
Front row seat…
The Devil’s dancing…
To the beat…
Sheriff yelling…
“MAKE SOME ROOM!!”
“This festival…
JUST GREW!!”
[Yodelers]
AY-HEE!!
AY-HOO!!
AY-HEE-HI-HOOOO!!
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[Breakdown – Industrial EDM slams. Crowd splits into giant call-and-response yodel battle.]
[Left Mountain]
Yodel-ay-hee!!
Yodel-ay-hee!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
[Right Mountain]
Yo-lay-ho!!
Yo-lay-ho!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
[Center Crowd]
LOUDER!!
LOUDER!!
LOUDER!!
YOOOOOOOODEL!!
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[Bridge – Everything drops except one banjo and thousands clapping in rhythm.]
Somebody asked…
“Who’s in charge?”
Bigfoot shrugged…
The Devil laughed…
The Sheriff smiled…
Raised his drink…
“We quit asking…
THREE SONGS BACK!!”
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[Final Chorus – Every instrument at maximum power. Triple guitars, industrial drops, giant choirs, relentless yodels.]
WELCOME HOME!!
HEY!!
WELCOME HOME!!
HEY!!
Raise your voices!!
Raise the sky!!
We’re not stopping!!
NOT TONIGHT!!
[Lead & Crowd]
Yodel-ay-hee!!
Yo-lay-ho!!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-ho!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
One more round!!
One more song!!
If you’re here…
YOU BELONG!!
WELCOME HOME!!
WELCOME HOME!!
WELCOME HOME!!
TO THE GREATEST…
SHOW…
ON…
DIRT!!
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[Finale – Music slams to silence. Fifty thousand people take one breath together…]
[Everyone]
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEL-AY-HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!