[Intro – Glass bottles clink in the darkness as a lonely harmonica cries across the mountains. A distant alpine yodel answers before roaring guitars, stomping drums and industrial bass burst through like a runaway freight train.]
One more drink…
One more song…
One more bad idea…
LET’S RIDE!!
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[Verse 1 – Thick southern riffs groove with pounding industrial drums. The lead sings with gritty swagger while the yodeler darts wildly between every line like a runaway instrument.]
Dust flies high!
Boots collide!
Everybody’s on
THE WILDEST RIDE!
Raise those hands!
Raise that noise!
Wake the hills
WITH THE BOYS!
[Alpine Yodel Demon]
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yo-lay-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho-lay-YOOOO!!
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[Pre-Chorus – Everything briefly pulls back. Choirs rise like a storm while industrial synths climb toward an earth-shaking explosion.]
Hear that thunder…
Hear that call…
If we’re climbing…
WE AIN’T GONNA FALL!
[Crowd]
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
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[Chorus – Southern metal explodes into a gigantic EDM festival anthem. Massive choirs, screaming guitars, banjos and impossible alpine yodels crash together in glorious chaos.]
Raise that bottle!
Raise it high!
We’re gonna party
‘TIL THE SKY CAN’T FLY!
Shake the ground!
Split the night!
Everything’s
ALRIGHT!
[Alpine Yodel Demon]
Yodel-ay-hee-yodel-ay-ho!
Yo-lay-hee-hi-ho-lay-yo!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho-lay-HOOOO!!
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[Chaos Drop – Industrial bass hammers like a runaway engine. Banjos, fiddles and chainsaws trade riffs while the yodeler fires impossibly fast vocal bursts over the top.]
[Lead]
WHO’S STILL STANDING?!
[Crowd]
WE ARE!!
[Lead]
WHO WANTS MORE?!
[Crowd]
WE DO!!
[Alpine Yodel Demon]
Yo-lay-hee!
Yodel-ay-ho!
Yo-lay-hee-hi-ho-lay-hee-yodel-ay-HOOOO!!
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[Breakdown – Everything drops to stomping boots, hand claps and a lonely fiddle. Thunder rolls before one final explosive build.]
One…
Last…
Round…
One…
Last…
RIDE!
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[Final Chorus – Every instrument returns at full force. Double-kick drums, industrial synths, screaming guitars, choirs and machine-gun yodels race together toward total madness.]
Turn it louder!
Break the sky!
Laugh until
The mountains cry!
If we’re going—
GOING BIG!
LET IT RIP!!
[Entire Crowd]
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
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[Grand Finale – Every musical theme collides together one final time before ending with a deafening gang shout and one absurdly long, impossibly fast alpine yodel.]
[Lead]
IF YOU CAN STILL HEAR US…
TURN IT UP AGAIN!!
[Alpine Yodel Demon]
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yo-lay-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho-lay-yo!
Yo-lay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-ho-lay-hee-hi-ho-lay-YOOOOOOOOOOO!!