[Intro – Total silence. The stars flicker overhead as a lone banjo softly plays. A single alpine yodel echoes through space… then galaxies begin answering one by one. Massive southern guitars crash into industrial bass as reality itself starts dancing.]
Wait…
The…
Stars…
CAN SING?!
[Cosmic Echo]
Yodel-ay-heeeeeee…
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[Verse 1 – Southern metal storms forward with crushing drums while shimmering synths swirl like galaxies. Every lyric is answered by impossible cosmic yodels echoing across the universe.]
Planets spinning!
Comets fly!
Even Saturn’s…
ASKING WHY!!
Black holes dancing!
Moons collide!
Common sense…
HAS OFFICIALLY DIED!!
[Cosmic Yodel Spirit]
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yo-lay-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho-lay-YOOOOOO!!
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[Pre-Chorus – The music pulls back into eerie space ambience. Choirs rise like distant nebulae before industrial synths ignite into a blinding cosmic build.]
Hear the heavens…
Hear them roar…
They’re all asking…
ONE MORE!!
[Crowd]
HEY!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
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[Chorus – Southern metal explodes into a universe-sized EDM festival. Cosmic choirs, screaming guitars, banjos and impossible machine-gun yodels collide like galaxies crashing together.]
Raise the planets!
Raise the sky!
Turn the Milky Way…
UPSIDE HIGH!!
Every heartbeat!
Every star!
NOW THEY KNOW…
WHO WE ARE!!
[Cosmic Yodel Spirit]
Yodel-ay-hee-yodel-ay-ho!
Yo-lay-hee-hi-ho-lay-yo!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho-lay-HOOOOOO!!
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[Cosmic Drop – Industrial bass slams like collapsing stars. Guitars scream, banjos race, choirs roar while thousands of yodels spiral through space like meteor showers.]
[Lead]
WHO TAUGHT THE GALAXY TO YODEL?!
[Crowd]
YOU DID!!
[Lead]
…WAIT…
[Crowd]
WE ALL DID!!
[Cosmic Yodel Spirit]
Yo-lay-hee!
Yodel-ay-ho!
Yo-lay-hee-hi-ho-lay-hee-YOOOOOO!!
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[Breakdown – Everything vanishes except a heartbeat and distant echoes drifting through space. One tiny yodel bounces from star to star until the entire universe begins humming along.]
Listen…
Space…
Is…
LAUGHING…
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[Final Chorus – Every instrument returns beyond maximum intensity. Double-kick drums, industrial synths, roaring guitars, cosmic choirs and an avalanche of impossible alpine yodels create one final explosion before the grand finale.]
Raise creation!
Raise it high!
Even galaxies…
WANNA FLY!!
Turn it louder!
Past the stars!
THIS…
IS…
WHO…
WE ARE!!
[Entire Crowd]
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
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[Grand Finale – Every force of nature joins the performance. The mountains, storms, sun, stars, galaxies, the crowd, the band and the Alpine Yodel Demon unleash one synchronized, impossibly fast yodel that tears across the cosmos before everything slams into one final earth-shaking industrial hit.]
[Everything Everywhere]
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yo-lay-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho-lay-yo!
Yo-lay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-ho-lay-hee-hi-ho-lay-yo-lay-hee-hi-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!