[Intro – Total silence. The universe holds its breath. One heartbeat echoes through eternity. A single banjo string rings… then every mountain, storm, sun, star and galaxy answers with one enormous alpine yodel before industrial bass detonates like the birth of existence itself.]
…
Ready?
…
NO!!
[Everything]
YOOOOOOOOOOODEL-AY-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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[Verse 1 – Southern metal erupts with earth-shattering riffs while industrial drums pound like collapsing planets. Every voice from every previous song joins together into glorious chaos.]
Mountains shaking!
Rivers roar!
We’ve completely…
BROKE THE FLOOR!!
Storms are laughing!
Stars all scream!
Nothing here…
IS WHAT IT SEEMS!!
[The Alpine Yodel Demon]
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yo-lay-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho-lay-YOOOOOO!!
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[Pre-Chorus – Everything suddenly tightens into eerie silence. Massive choirs rise while thousands of yodel echoes circle from every direction before one impossible build.]
One…
Last…
Song…
One…
LAST…
BLAST!!
[Crowd]
HEY!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
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[Final Chorus – Every instrument from the entire album returns at once. Chainsaws, banjos, fiddles, screaming guitars, colossal industrial EDM, giant choirs and impossible machine-gun yodels collide into the biggest wall of sound imaginable.]
Raise the heavens!
Raise the ground!
Turn the universe…
UPSIDE DOWN!!
Laugh forever!
Stand up tall!
IF WE’RE GOING—
GIVE IT ALL!!
[Everything]
HEY!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
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[Apocalypse Drop – Industrial bass slams like the end of time. Every previous musical theme collides. The mountain, storm, sun and galaxies answer each other with impossible hyper-speed alpine yodels while the crowd completely loses control.]
[Lead]
WHO’S STILL YODELING?!
[Everything in Existence]
WE ARE!!
[Lead]
WHO’S READY FOR ONE LAST HIT?!
[Everything]
LET’S GOOOOOOOO!!
[The Alpine Yodel Demon]
Yo-lay-hee!
Yo-lay-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho-lay-hee-YOOOOOOOO!!
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[Breakdown – Every instrument suddenly disappears. Only thousands of voices quietly whisper one final yodel together before absolute silence.]
Yodel…
Yodel…
Yodel…
…
GO!!
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[Grand Finale – The loudest moment of the album. Every instrument, every choir, every voice, every force of nature and the entire universe explode together in one final impossible crescendo before stopping instantly on one earth-shaking hit.]
[Everyone, Everything, Everywhere, All At Once]
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yo-lay-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho-lay-yo!
Yo-lay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-ho!
Lay-hee-hi-ho-lay-yo!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho!
YO-LAY-HEE-HI-HO-LAY-YODEL-AY-HI-HO-LAY-HEE-HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[FINAL HIT]
…BANJO.