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[Intro – The crowd is already chanting. Thunder rolls over the mountains. Massive guitars crash in immediately while distant yodels echo from every direction.]
HEY!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
Raise ’em high!!
Raise ’em loud!!
Yodel-ay-hee!!
Yo-lay-ho!!
Can you feel it?!
HERE WE GO!!
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[Verse 1 – Southern metal explodes. Industrial EDM drives underneath. Every lyric is answered by wild yodels.]
Smoke keeps rising…
Miles around…
Boots keep shaking…
Solid ground…
Campfires burning…
Through the night…
Every hill…
A sea of lights…
[Festival Yodelers]
Yodel-ay-hee!!
Yodel-ay-ho!!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-ho!!
[Crowd]
HEY!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
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[Pre-Chorus – Choir stacks higher. The whole festival senses something huge is coming.]
Feel that rumble…
Hear that roar…
This ain’t like…
The nights before…
Hands are shaking…
Hearts are clear…
Everybody’s shouting…
“IT IS NEAR!!”
[Left Side]
AY-HEE!!
[Right Side]
AY-HOO!!
[Everyone]
YODELOCALYPSE!!
IS COMING!!
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[Chorus – Massive anthem. Triple guitars, blazing banjos, industrial drops, machine-gun yodels.]
YODELOCALYPSE!!
IS NEAR!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
CAN YOU FEEL IT?!
IT’S RIGHT HERE!!
Raise your boots!!
Raise your soul!!
Lose yourself!!
LOSE CONTROL!!
[Lead Yodel]
Yodel-ay-hee!!
Yo-lay-ho!!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-ho!!
[Choir]
Yo-lo-lo-lo-lay-heeeee!!
Yo-lo-lo-lo-lay-hooooo!!
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[Verse 2 – The festival has become a living force. Every new arrival joins instantly.]
Every highway…
Leads up here…
Every song…
Gets louder here…
The Devil’s laughing…
Bigfoot grins…
Sheriff shouts…
“LET THEM IN!!”
The speakers shaking…
Stars above…
This whole valley…
Runs on love…
[Festival Yodelers]
AY-HEE!!
AY-HOO!!
AY-HEE-HI-HOOOOOO!!
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[Breakdown – Industrial bass pounds. The crowd splits into four massive yodel choirs answering each other from every side of the valley.]
[North Ridge]
Yodel-ay-hee!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
[South Ridge]
Yo-lay-ho!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
[East Ridge]
AY-HEE!!
AY-HEE!!
[West Ridge]
AY-HOO!!
AY-HOO!!
[Everyone]
LOUDER!!
LOUDER!!
LOUDER!!
ONE!!
MORE!!
ROUND!!
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[Bridge – Everything drops except one heartbeat kick, thousands clapping, and one voice.]
[Lead]
Can you hear it…?
Can you feel it…?
One more sunrise…
One more night…
Tomorrow…
Everything…
Changes…
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[Final Chorus – Every instrument from the entire album crashes together. Triple guitars, industrial EDM, blazing banjos, colossal choirs, impossible yodel harmonies.]
YODELOCALYPSE!!
IS NEAR!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
WE HAVE WAITED!!
ALL THIS YEAR!!
Raise your voices!!
Shake the sky!!
One more night!!
ONE MORE RIDE!!
[Lead & Crowd]
Yodel-ay-hee!!
Yo-lay-ho!!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-ho!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
HEY!!
The end is coming…
Crystal clear…
YODELOCALYPSE…
IS…
NEAR!!
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[Finale – Every instrument cuts away. Fifty thousand people whisper together…]
“…Tomorrow…”
…
[One Lone Yodel]
Yodel-ay-hee…
…
[The Entire Festival Erupts]
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEL-AY-HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tankitall
