DON’T WAKE BIGFOOT

[Intro – Night falls over the festival. Campfires glow beneath towering peaks. A lone banjo echoes through the valley while distant footsteps rumble somewhere deep in the mountains.]

[Old Timer]

[Verse 1 – Slow southern groove builds beneath industrial bass. The crowd laughs, believing it’s just another festival story.]

[Pre-Chorus – Choirs whisper while distant thunder rolls across the mountains.]

[Chorus – Heavy guitars explode as the entire crowd answers with fearless laughter.]

[Breakdown – Every instrument vanishes except a heartbeat-like kick drum. Massive footsteps slowly approach.]

[Crowd]

[Bigfoot]

[Everyone]

[Bigfoot]

[Bridge – Industrial EDM detonates as Bigfoot joins the band. Southern guitars race while the entire festival erupts into absolute disbelief.]

[Crowd]

[Final Chorus – Maximum festival chaos. Bigfoot, the band, the crowd and the Mountain Echo all answer each other with absurd machine-gun yodels.]

[Grand Finale – Fireworks erupt overhead as Bigfoot launches into one final impossible alpine yodel while the crowd chants his name.]

[Bigfoot]