Jack

It had a touch of colic

She gave it brandy everydayorgie Porgy pudding and pie.

kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill

And now there's little Franky.

Jack & Jill

Went up the hill

so Jack could see Jill's fan*y

Jack had a shock

& a mouth full of co*k

'cos Jill's a fu*king trannyYou are a fart factory, slug-slimed sack of rat guts in cat vomit. A cheesy scab picked pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.You’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.You should carry a plant around with you to replace the oxygen you waste.A for the ape, that we saw at the fair;

B for a blockhead, who ne'er shall go there;

C for a collyflower, white as a curd;

D for a duck, a very good bird;

E for an egg, good in pudding or pies;

F for a farmer, rich, honest, and wise;

G for a gentleman, void of all care;

H for the hound, that ran down the hare;

I for an Indian, sooty and dark;

K for the keeper, that look'd to the park;

L for a lark, that soar'd in the air;

M for a mole, that ne'er could get there;

N for Sir Nobody, ever in fault;

O for an otter, that ne'er could be caught;

P for a pudding, stuck full of plums;

Q was for quartering it, see here he comes;

R for a rook, that croak'd in the trees;

S for a sailor, that plough'd the deep seas;

/ p.21 /word in British English that can have several meanings, depending on the context. It can be an exclamation of frustration, a mild insult, or refer to someone who is annoying or stupid. It has vulgar connotations. When used as a verb, bugger is a very offensive swear word used to mean anal intercourse.

Bullshit

Bullshit is a swear word used more often in American English to indicate disbelief in what someone is saying.

Butthead

A mild insult used to describe someone who is acting stupid or annoying. It's a contraction of "butt" and "head", suggesting that the person is as unintelligent as their buttocks.