Krusty Krabs?

“Hello… is this the Krusty Krab?”

“Hello?”

“Is this the Krusty Krab?”

No, this is JPB,

Writing up another hit,

Phone ringing while I’m working

Like they wanna hear this shit.

Uh Yeah I got the “beat” in back,

And another verse cooking,

You called the wrong number

But it’s good for you I’m working

Like hold up let me fry up some bars

keep this line connected, you’re gonna wanna hear this so far, gave me your order or am I writing it in already, First call, no response,

My bad I lost my customer service talk

Second time you called back

Now you liking the support

And thinking of coming here again,

Is this the Krusty Krabs is a new one

And I thought you had the wrong one

“Is this the Krusty Krab?”

It is now get your cash ready and

Wait until the songs come out

Order up! this is JPB,

Writing up another hit.

You called looking for some burgers,

Now you landed in my shit.

“Is this the Krusty Krab?”

It is now get in your seats

JPB behind the fryer tonight

Putting something in the air

Wrong number, but the time was right

Now I’m writing off the calls

While I’m wrapping up your orders

If You were looking for a restaurant

I got what your hearts desire for

Phone buzzing

Usually I let it ring.

But I Picked it up

“Is this the Krusty Krab?”

Nothing.

I don’t say a word.

They hang up like, “Whatever,”

I’m thinking that was absurd.

Thirty seconds later,

Different number coming through.

Now I’m curious as hell

Like what the fuck they on about,

Is this the Krusty Krab?

You know now I’m thinking it is

The “Beat” already cooking

And you called into the subject.

I wasn’t taking orders,

Like there’s menu over here.

Only thing that I’m serving

Is another track of the year.

Is this the Krusty Krabs is a new one

And I thought you had the wrong one.

“Is this the Krusty Krab?”

It is now get your asses ready

and grab another chair

this is JPB, Writing up another hit.

Caller ID ringing with different numbers with the same set

Now I’m running with it like shit why not

Is this the Krusty Krab

You know now I’m thinking it is

listen to this “beat” cooking

A Wrong number turned into

Something everybody wants to be at.

Hello?

“Is this the—”

Don’t.

You already know the answer.

Get up in here

JPB Restaurant,

If you’re calling for the Krusty Krabs you got what you want no need to check the digits,

You got it right I appreciate that you like the chow come on anytime to dine in, your gratitude is always welcomed, tell more of your friends JPBs restaurant is the shit serving out excellent well made verses and the deals are to die for,

But don’t forget to tip your “writer” though

Might be a burger joint but don’t mean I don’t like a little bit of the cookie jar

Slaying up your meals making them perfect for your hearts is some real hard work

And now everybody knows this place

As the Krusty Krabs

No no this is JPBs and that’ll be 49.57 please