Intro]Turn the volume up.We are moving past the point of intellectual no-return.Grab a dictionary and leave your logic at the door.Let’s get nonsensical.[Verse 1]I step into the building with a quantum toaster,Riding on a wild hyper-dimensional roller coaster.My vocabulary is highly sophisticated,While my current mood is severely outdated.I practice the art of voluntary defenestration,Watching gravity work for mental stimulation.You think you’re fly? You’re a clumsy pterodactyl,Eating bowl after bowl of expired tactical gravel.The nomenclature of my flow is purely ridiculous,Concomitantly manifesting as something meticulous.I saw a pigeon yesterday, it looked at me sideways,So I stood and stared in the middle of five highways.That’s perpendicular logic to your paradigm shift,I put premium mayonnaise on a dumpster gift.Your favorite rapper is a basic amalgamation,I’m a self-replicating walking cluster-hallucination.[Chorus]This is the anthem for the absolute absurd,Mixing extreme confusion with a seven-syllable word.It makes no sense, it’s a cognitive decline,We are spending your time, one line at a time.Yeah, we’re slipping on a banana in the fourth dimension,Pay close attention to the lack of any comprehension.[Verse 2]I’ve got that floccinaucinihilipilification mindset,Looking for a shiny object I haven't aligned yet.I walked into a diner wearing nothing but a monocle,Demanding that the milkshake machine become canonical.The counter worker said, "This is an intervention,"I said, "Hush now, I’m in a state of ascension!"I’m supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,My personal hygiene is clinically atrocious.I battle-rapped a sentient, aggressive waffle,The outcome for that breakfast treat was honestly awful.I hit it with the juxtaposition of a platypus,Then I teleported directly into a messy omnibus.You think you’re polishing the track with your rhetoric?My flow is more like a prehistoric, leaky sediment.I don't care at all about your localized reality,I’m practicing my advanced, metaphysical vitality.[Verse 3]Let us discuss the antidisestablishmentarianism,Reflected through the prism of a broken organism.I chew on aluminum foil for the acoustic resonance,While demanding absolute, immediate global benevolence.My grandmother told me I was a special young man,So I tried to cook a laptop in a frying pan.The smoke smelled like cybernetic degradation,A beautiful display of spontaneous combustion causation.I’m pernicious, capricious, and slightly delicious,Swimming in a sea with a colony of jellyfish.Don't exacerbate the situation with your basic vocabulary,My intellect is far too strange for the local library.I use words like sesquipedalian just to feel alive,Then I stare directly at a hornet's hive.Why? Because the friction of the universe demands it,And my financial advisor told me to brand it.[Outro]Yeah.Minutes of your life you are never getting back.Shoutout to the dictionary.Shoutout to the complete lack of cohesive thought.Go read a book or something
