Ice tea

Three strikes and you’re out

Royal flush five hearts, I cash out,

I’m the villain they banish,

A quick trick, wink and a smile,

Just like that, I vanish,

I’m the one on everyone’s mind,

I know you want more,

Three plus four,

I forgot the score,

Here I come,

Read the sign,

It’s about time,

Can’t rewind,

I’m soul bind,

You’re credit decline,

We in the end time,

Thought you could replace me,

What I joke,

Your boy is one in a million

But I’m one of a kind,

They be like

Oh he’s so sexy,

Oh let’s mexi,

In my taxi,

You see,

They all wanna be me,

Haven’t you heard?

I’m the best

Haven’t you heard,

I set the test,

Haven’t you heard,

My mind is absurd,

Haven’t you heard?

The bird is the word

Haven’t you heard

You smell like turds

Yeah

Haven’t you heard

Yeah

I’m absurd

Yeah

I con cur

While I conquer,

They call me lazy,

Yeah he’s bonkers!

He’s crazy,

But he’s sexy

Yeah

Just give me a sneak peak

Yeah

Show me Them honkers

Yeah

Haven’t you heard

I’m absurd

Yeah

I’m ridiculous, a little

Nonsensical, maybe alittle pinch

Of irrational a tad foolish,

Wildly illogical,

Yet so

Whimsical,

I’m that dude they called,

Jester,

I make em laugh,

Now I’m on the other side,

So make me laugh,

I’m bored of this half ass,

I’m bored with your craft,

Bring the mower,

I’m cutting some grass,

Im fucking bored hoes

Can you tell?

Yeah

Haven’t you heard

I’m absurd

Bahahahhahaha

Yeah hey

Haven’t you heard

I’m absurd

Yeah

Haven’t you heard

You basic—I innovate

You imitate—I elevate

You hesitate—I accelerate

Now I control your fate

Haven’t you heard? I’m absurd

Every thought like a fractured word

Haven’t you heard? I’m the cure

And the sickness you can’t ignore

Haven’t you heard? I’m absurd

Yeah… yeah… I prefer

Living past what you call “real”

Now tell me—how’s it feel?

Tell me? Was it the sex appeal?

Yeah

I say what you can’t

Haven’t you heard

I’m absurd Yeah

Haven’t you heard

Please don’t disturb

Haven’t you heard

Yeah I’m absurd

Yeah

Haven’t you heard