Three strikes and you’re out
Royal flush five hearts, I cash out,
I’m the villain they banish,
A quick trick, wink and a smile,
Just like that, I vanish,
I’m the one on everyone’s mind,
I know you want more,
Three plus four,
I forgot the score,
Here I come,
Read the sign,
It’s about time,
Can’t rewind,
I’m soul bind,
You’re credit decline,
We in the end time,
Thought you could replace me,
What I joke,
Your boy is one in a million
But I’m one of a kind,
They be like
Oh he’s so sexy,
Oh let’s mexi,
In my taxi,
You see,
They all wanna be me,
Haven’t you heard?
I’m the best
Haven’t you heard,
I set the test,
Haven’t you heard,
My mind is absurd,
Haven’t you heard?
The bird is the word
Haven’t you heard
You smell like turds
Yeah
Haven’t you heard
Yeah
I’m absurd
Yeah
I con cur
While I conquer,
They call me lazy,
Yeah he’s bonkers!
He’s crazy,
But he’s sexy
Yeah
Just give me a sneak peak
Yeah
Show me Them honkers
Yeah
Haven’t you heard
I’m absurd
Yeah
I’m ridiculous, a little
Nonsensical, maybe alittle pinch
Of irrational a tad foolish,
Wildly illogical,
Yet so
Whimsical,
I’m that dude they called,
Jester,
I make em laugh,
Now I’m on the other side,
So make me laugh,
I’m bored of this half ass,
I’m bored with your craft,
Bring the mower,
I’m cutting some grass,
Im fucking bored hoes
Can you tell?
Yeah
Haven’t you heard
I’m absurd
Bahahahhahaha
Yeah hey
Haven’t you heard
I’m absurd
Yeah
Haven’t you heard
You basic—I innovate
You imitate—I elevate
You hesitate—I accelerate
Now I control your fate
Haven’t you heard? I’m absurd
Every thought like a fractured word
Haven’t you heard? I’m the cure
And the sickness you can’t ignore
Haven’t you heard? I’m absurd
Yeah… yeah… I prefer
Living past what you call “real”
Now tell me—how’s it feel?
Tell me? Was it the sex appeal?
Yeah
I say what you can’t
Haven’t you heard
I’m absurd Yeah
Haven’t you heard
Please don’t disturb
Haven’t you heard
Yeah I’m absurd
Yeah
Haven’t you heard