The tick

I got bit on the dick by a tick on a Thursday morning

It crept as I slept and he bit my shaft without warning

And now I’m lying in bed and my dick is all red and I don’t know what to do

So I’m bringin it home so I can be alone until I show my dick to you

Son of a bitch well it’s starting to itch and he left a little parting gift

I can’t have sex, and I can’t get erect, and it hurts just to take a damn piss

There’s a big red bump where I usually hump and I’m gettin kind of scared

Cause if I get stiff then I’ll be real pissed when it brushes on my underwear

And now I’m lying in bed and my dick is all red and I don’t know what do

So I’m bringin it home so I can be alone until I show my dick to you