The Cookie Caper

I got a cookie from a friend and she is dear, but I put my cookie down somewhere over here

now I can’t find it. I can’t rewind it I can’t find my cookie and I’m way behind it.

Where the hell is my cookie?

(he can’t find his cookie)

Where the hell is my cookie?

(he can’t find his cookie)

Well, if I can’t find my cookie then I guess I’ll be on my way

Well, they were chocolate chip, and they were warm

On a hot sheet of metal is where they were born

I took one bite and then I set it down and now I don’t see my lost cookie around

Where the hell is my cookie?

(He can’t find his cookie)

Good God, where’s my cookie?

(I think he lost a cookie)

Well, if I can’t find my cookie, then I guess I’ll be on my way

It had a real soft bite, and the edges were round

the chips were all melted and the center was sound

The perfect little goodie, can’t get it off my mind

This little piece of heaven that I just can’t find

Oh shit, I found my cookie.

(He never lost a cookie)

Goddamn, I found my cookie.

(Too high to find his cookie)

I can’t believe I’d forget it right where I set it, but I found it now and I think i’d like to stay