My new car?

I bought it in the winter

I had to work real hard

Because there was my Ford ranger

sitting dead ass in the yard

I pulled into the driveway

And I started feeling scared

My sister wouldn’t talk to me and just stood there and stared

The guys down at the station started poking all kinds of fun

Hey there buddy nice new car

I didn’t know you were a lesbian

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I never saw it coming

The words that they had used

I never saw it coming

and I feel so damn abused

I thought it might have ended

Every joke was cracked

Until I saw the rainbow sticker

On my Subaru outback

All I ever wanted

Was a brand new fuckin ride

So I got myself a Subaru

And they said I’m full of pride

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I never saw it coming

The words that they had used

I never saw it coming

and I feel so damn abused

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