[Verse 1]
In a tower so tall, with gold on the wall,
Donald and Elon, they’re having a ball.
A secret so sweet, where no one can see,
They’re tangled in love, just a touch of debris.
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, the boardrooms don’t know, and the headlines don’t show,
This passion’s a storm where the whispers all blow.
[Chorus]
They’re playing that rusty trombone, oh so fine,
Sliding together, in perfect time.
The brass is squealing, their shirts turn brown,
From the rust of a love that can’t settle down.
"Love never rusts, but playing trombone is a must,"
For these titans of power, in each other they trust.
[Verse 2]
From the Oval to Mars, they’re chasing the stars,
Trading their secrets behind golden bars.
It’s not just the deals, or the rockets they build,
It’s the sparks of a love they can’t keep concealed.
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, the world keeps on spinning, their empires grow,
But behind closed doors, it’s a different show.
[Chorus]
They’re playing that rusty trombone, oh so fine,
Sliding together, in perfect time.
The brass is squealing, their shirts turn brown,
From the rust of a love that can’t settle down.
"Love never rusts, but playing trombone is a must,"
For these titans of power, in each other they trust.
[Bridge]
One late night, Elon softly did say,
"Donald, my friend, want to play a tube today?
On my rusty trombone, you’re the master of tone,
There’s no one I’d rather make this music our own."
[Chorus x2]
They’re playing that rusty trombone, oh so fine,
Sliding together, in perfect time.
The brass is squealing, their shirts turn brown,
From the rust of a love that can’t settle down.
"Love never rusts, but playing trombone is a must,"
For these titans of power, in each other they trust.
[Outro]
So keep your secrets, your fortunes untold,
But the sound of their love is worth more than gold.
Through the rust and the brass, their harmony stays,
Two moguls in love, in their own smoky haze.
