Consent

(Talking)

This song goes out to all my cowboys, cowgirls, and anyone who thinks they know their equine companion

(Singing)

in the field im spreading seed

at night he does the same to me

i could never fall asleep

without my loving trusty steed

late nights out in the stable

bends me over the table

with his fiber optic cable

we go til im not able

his name is drop-top Bronco

his foreskins like a poncho

he plays my ass like bongos

and i hi-ho like im Tonto

so when we go out riding

you know that horse, he stay on top

yeah i like that horse a little

but i love his horsey cock

we were camping in the mountains

and he said hed pitch the tent

well next thing i know hes mountin’

and he didnt get consent

i think this week ill go to town

and ill take my horse-drawn carriage

they’ll say hey there farmer Brown

how goes that new horse-drawn marriage

and my family aint a fan,

hell i know they dont approve

but if all horses did what mine can

well theyd be farmers too

on the farm the sun sets

but the plowin never stops

yeah i like that horse a little

but i love his horsey cock