Resurrected Just To Be Disappointed

St. Peter Blocked My Number

The Devil’s Got A Lousy Jukebox

Hell Has a Cover Charge (I Didn't Bring My Wallet)

I Asked for Fire and Got a Damp Basement

Even the Skags Down Here Ignore Me

The Devil Kicked Me Out (Said I Lowered Property Value)

Woke Up in a Ditch (Same as Always)

I Lived (And I'm Pissed About It)

My Funeral Was Mid (0 Stars)

Resurrection's for Cowards (So Here I Am)

See You in Hell (This Time I'm Bringing My Own Whiskey)