[Verse 1]
[Tree 1:Male]
I’ve got twisted branches, leaves in a spiral,
I bloom in winter—ain't that kinda viral?
Birds refuse to nest 'cause they can't figure me out,
Even the wind gives me space when it’s blowin’ about.
[Tree 2:Female]
That’s cute, but listen here, I’ve got quirks galore,
I grow roots up while leaves scrape the forest floor.
My bark’s polka-dotted—every color, every hue,
If weird’s what you want, pal, I’m stranger than you!
[Chorus]
[Voice 3:Deep Male]
Weirdest tree in the forest, that’s gotta be me,
From roots to branches, we're the oddest you'll see.
Twisted, tangled, strange as can be,
Who’s the weirdest? You or me?
[Verse 2]
[Tree 1:Male]
I sway offbeat, never in time with the breeze,
Animals stare like I’m a forest disease.
I whisper riddles that don’t make sense,
I'm so weird, I’m pure nonsense!
[Tree 2:Female]
Well, buddy, I drop fruit in the shape of a star,
My sap glows purple—yep, I set the bar.
Lightning strikes me, but I don't catch fire,
I hum old songs like a leafy choir!
[Chorus]
[Voice 3:Deep Male]
Weirdest tree in the forest, that’s gotta be me,
From roots to branches, we're the oddest you'll see.
Twisted, tangled, strange as can be,
Who’s the weirdest? You or me?
[Bridge]
[Tree 1:Male]
"I’ve seen you talk to mushrooms at night!"
[Tree 2: Female]
"And I’ve seen you try to dance in moonlight!"
[Tree 1:Male]
"Face it, you're weird, but you know what's true?"
[Tree 2: Female]
"We’re both so strange, it’s what makes us cool!"
[Verse 3]
[Tree 1:Male]
Let’s face it, buddy, we’re both bizarre,
If weirdness is art, then we’re shining stars!
No need to argue, it’s perfectly clear,
The weirdest thing? That we’re both right here.
[Chorus]
[Voice 3:Deep Male]
Weirdest tree in the forest, that’s gotta be us,
Two oddballs together, no need to fuss.
Twisted, tangled, strange as can be,
Who’s the weirdest? Both, clearly!
