I think I’m in love.
With a girl who’s always fresh.
She’s been crafted to perfection.
And she knows how to roll.
Her name is Sushi.
This must be love.
Cause I can’t eat.
And I can’t sleep.
What am I gonna do?
Well, can’t sleep anyway.
Hey honey, honey.
Wow sugar, sugar.
She’s sweet and she’s sour.
I just can’t resist it.
I met this girl the other day.
She was so sweet in every way.
I thought I might just take a bite.
I love it when she’s in my mouth.
Her name is Candy.
Hey baby, listen.
Woah hot momma.
I’m such a glutton.
For that lovin’.
Gotta love what you eat, right?
We’ll go on a date.
And I’ll eat one too.
It’s just my favorite.
Of the dried fruits.
In the club there was this girl.
She’s saucy and she’s spicy.
Just sets me on fire.
Salsa dancing, is what she likes to do.
Her name is TexMex.
This must be love.
Cause I can’t eat.
And I can’t sleep.
What am I gonna do?
Well, can’t sleep anyway.
Hey honey, honey.
Wow sugar, sugar.
She’s sweet and she’s sour.
I just can’t resist it.
I saw this girl just last week.
I really dig her mystique.
She wore blue, orange and pink.
An attitude so cool, I get the chills.
Her name is Rainbow Sherbet.
There is no shame.
In a dame.
Who has a food.
As her name.
She’s soft like a marshmallow.
Smooth skin, like milk chocolate.
My bed can be a graham cracker.
And we’ll make s’mores all night long.
Roast it over the fire, darling.
I’d like to take her out.
And eat for hours.
Or I’ll eat her out.
And take four hours.
I don’t mean to be rude.
But I’m just a dude.
Who likes his girls.
And likes his food.
A one track mind, right?
I have a big appetite.
For something with a crunch.
But if it’s only ten thirty.
Then we’ll call it brunch.
My life is a mashed potato.
And she is my gravy.
We go together.
Like peas and carrots.
Out of all the girls.
On the menu.
She is by far.
My favorite dish.
Her lips are cherry.
Her eyes like blueberries.
Cheeks a tint of raspberry.
And a tongue like a strawberry.
Just give me a fruit smoothie.
Chastity is like a famine.
This is my love.
Without it I’d just starve.
So feed me that female love.
