[Verse 1]
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high—
She looked surprised, couldn’t even deny.
I asked the waiter, “Do you serve crabs here?”
He said, “We serve everyone—no need to fear!”
[Chorus]
It’s all in the delivery, timing’s the key,
Dad jokes flying, as corny as can be!
You groan, you sigh, but you know you’ll miss these,
'Cause laughter’s contagious, even when it’s a tease!
[Verse 2]
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, you see,
It’s impossible to put down—what sorcery!
Why don’t skeletons fight? They’ve got no guts,
But at least they don’t make a scene or fuss.
[Chorus]
It’s all in the delivery, timing’s the key,
Dad jokes flying, as corny as can be!
You groan, you sigh, but you know you’ll miss these,
'Cause laughter’s contagious, even when it’s a tease!
[Verse 3]
I told a joke about construction—still working on it.
The punchline’s pending; hope you don’t quit!
Why did the bicycle fall? It’s two-tired, mate!
I’m telling jokes till you appreciate!
[Verse 4]
I asked the dog, “What’s two minus two?” He said, “Nothing!”
Got more puns if you’re not bluffing.
Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work!
I may be cheesy, but I’m never a jerk.
[Bridge]
If a joke falls flat in the woods, does it make a sound?
Even if you don’t laugh, I’ll keep them around.
They say laughter’s the best medicine, and that’s no lie—
Except for broken bones, then you’re gonna need a guy.
[Chorus]
It’s all in the delivery, timing’s the key,
Dad jokes flying, as corny as can be!
You groan, you sigh, but you know you’ll miss these,
'Cause laughter’s contagious, even when it’s a tease!
[Outro]
So here’s to the puns, the jokes, and the fun,
The Dad joke battle’s never really done.
Till the next pun lands and the groaning begins,
I’m here for the laughs—let the cringe-fest win!
