Verse 1
The kids say, “Grandma, what’s wrong with your phone?
Why’s your screen cracked, and what’s that ringtone?"
“You swipe the screen—no, not like that!”
“C’mon, old-timer, catch up with the chat!”
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Chorus
But Grandma just grins and pulls out a tape,
Says, “Can you tell me what it’s for, smarty-pants, mate?”
“Program a VCR? Ever heard of rewind?”
“You know your TikToks, but are you good with time?”
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Verse 2
“Can you load a floppy or burn a CD?
Do you even know what ‘Ctrl + Z’ used to be?"
"Yeah, you’ve got apps, but here's the twist:
Can you fix the Wi-Fi when it doesn’t exist?"
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Verse 3
"What’s this thing? Oh yeah, a rotary phone,
No touchscreen, just numbers you dial on your own.”
They laugh, but Grandpa's got more to say:
"Bet you’ve never seen vinyl records play."
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Bridge
They say, “Do some math—no calculator!
And good luck with cursive, see ya later.”
Older folks grin, not missing a beat,
“Go ahead, whiz kid, can you count without cheat?”