Underwater Shenanigans

Down in the deep where the seaweed sways,

The jellyfish tango and the lobsters play.

A squid in sunglasses spins like a top,

And a pufferfish beatbox just won’t stop!

Oh, it's bonkers beneath the waves,

Where the weirdest fish misbehave!

The crabs tap-dance, the dolphins croon,

And the starfish howl at the coral moon!

There's an eel running races with a manta ray,

While seahorses gossip all night and day.

A shark with a wig sings opera in tune,

And the shrimp make bubbles shaped like balloons!

An octopus chef makes jellyfish stew,

And turtles throw raves in the ocean’s blue.

The swordfish duel with spoons, not swords,

While the clams belt out musical chords!

Beneath the tides, there's no such thing

As normal life — just wild flings!

Every critter swims carefree and bold,

In an ocean of chaos worth more than gold!

Oh, it's bonkers beneath the waves,

Where the weirdest fish misbehave!

The crabs tap-dance, the dolphins croon,

And the starfish howl at the coral moon!

Anemones dance in a synchronized trance,

And lobsters wear sneakers just for the chance.

The sea lions juggle with pearls in the night,

While plankton throw parties 'til morning light!

Come dive in the wildest sea,

Where nothing’s the way it ought to be!

Fish wear hats and whales sing tunes,

And jellyfish glow under cosmic moons!