[Verse]
Back in the day I was lean and mean
Saw everything I owned clear and clean
Now the mirror's just mocking me
A belly eclipse where my pride used to be
[Chorus]
Retracto dick where’d you go
Hiding under this belly show
Used to stand tall now you're shy
Sitting down to pee oh my oh my
[Verse]
Once I strutted like a peacock proud
Now I waddle in a shameful shroud
Can’t find my friend he’s gone astray
Buried deep like he’s run away
[Chorus]
Retracto dick where’d you go
Hiding under this belly show
Used to stand tall now you're shy
Sitting down to pee oh my oh my
[Bridge]
Every trip to the john’s a test
Manhood lost in this hairy mess
Grunting bending gasping pain
This fat suit’s driving me insane
[Verse]
Doctor laughed said lose some weight
But cheeseburgers are my soulmate
I dream of the days I could look and see
Now it's all guesswork when I pee