Thor's Valentine Chaos

Oh Thor, little hound with mischief in his eyes,

Playing in mommy’s stuff, causing a big surprise.

Hidden treasures in the nightstand draw,

Unseen adventures that the day never saw.

In mommy’s bedroom, on a secret quest,

Thor yips and he wags, he’s got zest.

He sniffs out mysteries with a wag of his tail,

Finds a funny object, oh, what a tale.

Suddenly he spots a shiny prize,

Something vibrating, causing surprise.

With a wiggle and a shake in his mouth so bright,

He’s having himself a wild delight.

Whoa, look at Thor run wild today,

With that 12-inch Willy, he's gone astray.

Mama’s turning red, scream and shout,

Give me that back, what’s this all about?

Mama’s panic, her face turns red,

Fights to keep her composure instead.

In comes the fiancé, footsteps quick,

Caught in a scene, oh, that’s the trick.

He sees the toy, and then he runs,

Chasing little Thor under the suns.

Screaming, “Get back here, you little hound!”

In a chase that’s the talk of the town.

Whoa, look at Thor run wild today,

With that 12-inch Willy, he's gone astray.

Love turned to chaos on Valentine’s night,

A mischievous pup putting up a fight.

Forty-five minutes of comic chase,

With squeals and squeaks in every place.

Finally, the toy gets back in its home,

Peace restored, no more to roam.

What a Valentine’s Day, what a vale,

With Thor the hound, things never stale.

In the end, love wins again,

Cherished chaos, and a smiling grin.