Thor's Valentine Chaos

[Intro]
Oh Thor, little hound with mischief in his eyes,
Playing in mommy’s stuff, causing a big surprise.
Hidden treasures in the nightstand draw,
Unseen adventures that the day never saw.

[Verse 1]
In mommy’s bedroom, on a secret quest,
Thor yips and he wags, he’s got zest.
He sniffs out mysteries with a wag of his tail,
Finds a funny object, oh, what a tale.

[Pre-Chorus]
Suddenly he spots a shiny prize,
Something vibrating, causing surprise.
With a wiggle and a shake in his mouth so bright,
He’s having himself a wild delight.

[Chorus]
Whoa, look at Thor run wild today,
With that 12-inch Willy, he's gone astray.
Mama’s turning red, scream and shout,
Give me that back, what’s this all about?

[Verse 2]
Mama’s panic, her face turns red,
Fights to keep her composure instead.
In comes the fiancé, footsteps quick,
Caught in a scene, oh, that’s the trick.

[Pre-Chorus]
He sees the toy, and then he runs,
Chasing little Thor under the suns.
Screaming, “Get back here, you little hound!”
In a chase that’s the talk of the town.

[Chorus]
Whoa, look at Thor run wild today,
With that 12-inch Willy, he's gone astray.
Love turned to chaos on Valentine’s night,
A mischievous pup putting up a fight.

[Bridge]
Forty-five minutes of comic chase,
With squeals and squeaks in every place.
Finally, the toy gets back in its home,
Peace restored, no more to roam.

[Outro]
What a Valentine’s Day, what a vale,
With Thor the hound, things never stale.
In the end, love wins again,
Cherished chaos, and a smiling grin.

Humorous dog-themed country folk song with playful vocals and acoustic guitar