Valentine's Day Madness

[Intro]
Valentine's Day chaos, stories untold,
Love in the air, but the humor unfolds.

[Verse 1]
Husband walks in, with a mischievous grin,
"Honey, lost your Viagra, found a spicy cube within."
She looks at him, then to her oldest son,
Screaming in the other room, "Mom, that’s no fun!"

[Pre-Chorus]
Monster in his pants, breaking through the night,
Daddy in the kitchen laughing out of sight.
Something's working, they all agree,
Time to head to the ER, it’s comedy!

[Chorus]
Oh, the spicy cube and the magic pill,
Turning love into a thrill.
Laughing, crying, in this bizarre scene,
Valentine’s Day like you've never seen.

[Verse 2]
At the ER, the nurse starts to grin,
Recognizes the mother of her fiancé with a spin.
"Nothing we can do, but drain the blood out!"
She’s begging, "No needles near my love, no doubt!"

[Pre-Chorus]
Family chaos, love’s funny game,
Stretched to the limit, not quite the same.
Hilarity erupts, worries fade,
Just another Valentine in a comical parade.

[Chorus]
Oh, the spicy cube and the magic pill,
Turning love into a thrill.
Laughing, crying, in this bizarre scene,
Valentine’s Day like you've never seen.

[Bridge]
From spicy cubes to hospital rooms,
Love’s adventures, laughter blooms.
Every moment, wild and free,
This Valentine’s, the funniest story.

[Outro]
So cherish the chaos, the laughs we share,
Love’s unpredictable, beyond compare.
Valentine’s Day, with humor and cheer,
Memories made, year after year.

Comedy folk, humorous storytelling, acoustic guitar, playful vocals