The Sake Bottle Hazard

Saturday night, sparks flying high

A campfire blaze, under the ink-black sky

Funny tales and a bottle of sake

Little did they know, trouble was gonna make me

Hanford’s laughin’, he’s feelin’ bold

Twisting a bottle, stories unfold

Hermit’s chillin’, playin' with a spare

Suddenly a spark ignites the air

Watch out, don’t you throw that in

The fire’s got secrets you can’t begin

Glass and shrapnel, flying free

Danger lurks in that bottle, can’t you see?

Oh, be careful with the sake bottles tonight

They can blow and leave a fright

Duck and hide, stay out of sight

One hot cap, and you’re in a fight

Explosion erupts, chaos unfolds

Shattered glass, stories retold

Poor Hanford, needed a change

Narco’s heart skipped, the scene deranged

Ground’s shaking, canopy’s near

One little spark, and they’re all in fear

Remember well, don’t play the game

Those bottles trap, beware, take aim

Oh, be careful with the sake bottles tonight

They can blow and leave a fright

Duck and hide, stay out of sight

One hot cap, and you’re in a fight

Lessons learned in the glow of fire

Tempered spirits—danger’s what they acquire

If you think it’s safe, just hold your breath

One wrong move, and it’s almost your death

Saturday night, leave the bottles be

Safety first, that’s the key

Laugh it off, but take my advice

Sake and fire don’t mix twice