[Verse]
Once upon a midnight mess
Where moonlight danced and hearts undressed
A story brewed
Both sweet and sly
Oh
Everybody started as a crème pie
[Chorus]
Crème pie
Crème pie
Sticky little start
A dollop of mischief
A swirl of art
No stork
No cabbage
No alibi
Just two fools fumblin' for a crème pie
[Verse 2]
The baker’s hands
They didn’t wait
No recipe
No measured fate
A slip
A slide
A risky try
And suddenly—ta-da!—a crème pie
[Prechorus]
Oh
It’s messy
Oh
It’s bold
Not a bedtime tale to be retold
[Chorus]
Crème pie
Crème pie
Sugar-coated truth
From the boudoir blunder to the blush of youth
A giggle
A gasp
A fleeting high
And poof
We’re all just crème pies
[Bridge]
Some are frosted
Some are plain
Some are sweet
And some complain
But let’s not lie
Let’s not deny
We all were whipped into a crème pie