Intro – Both, sing-talking in unison with party vibe]:
(♂️) “The sun’s too hot—”
(♀️) “—your shirt’s too small!”
(♂️) “Your bikini’s missing half, that’s all!”
(♀️) “Don’t blame me, I came to slay—”
(♂️) “And you made three lifeguards run away!”
[Verse 1 – ♂️]
Yo, I got sunscreen on my nose and snacks in my pants
Forgot my trunks but I still dance
My floatie’s a unicorn — yeah, I’m that bold
But your cousin’s staring like I just struck gold
[Verse 2 – ♀️]
You cannonballed straight into my drink
Now my cocktail’s salty — what do you think?
You brought beach balls but dropped your drawers
Guess “moonrise” came early — applause, applause!
[Chorus – Both, energetic]:
🎵 Hot sand, cold drinks, makin’ poor decisions!
Shake it like ya lost all inhibitions!
Beach bods, tan lines, vibes so sketchy—
Someone call Mom, ‘cause this party’s too edgy! 🎵
[Verse 3 – ♂️]
She’s got shades like an anime villain, it’s true
Sippin’ on boba like, “Step on me, senpai, ooh~”
You winked at me — I thought I might melt
But you just wanted fries from the bag on my belt
[Verse 4 – ♀️]
You flirt like your brain’s on airplane mode
You asked my age, then handed me a cheat code?!
I’m spicy like takoyaki in July
But you’re just ramen with no sauce, dry guy 😏
[Chorus – Both, even louder!]:
🎵 Hot sand, cold drinks, questionable behavior!
Lube up that boogie board, ride like a sailor!
Crabs on the shore, and no one’s classy—
My tan lines say “WOW,” yours say “trashy!” 🎵
[Bridge – spoken ad-libs with beat drop]:
(♂️) [in mock-serious tone] “This sunscreen tastes funny…”
(♀️) [laughing] “That’s whipped cream, baka!”
(♂️) “Oops—now my chest is dessert.”
(♀️) “You are a snack… just expired.”
[airhorn sound] 📣 “AYYYOOOO!”
[Final Chorus – both harmonizing like an anime ending theme but unhinged]:
🎵 Hot sand, cold drinks, no regrets allowed!
We’re the weirdest duo on this beachy crowd!
Sunburned hearts and a slightly illegal tan—
Catch us in jail... or OnlyFans! 🎵
[Outro – Both, breathless laughing]:
(♀️) “So... same time next summer?”
(♂️) “Only if the police let us back!”
(♀️) “Baka~!”
(♂️) [mock-crying] “Worth it!”
