【Intro – slow, hazy beat + anime stoner voice】
I just wanted Pocky… now I’m floating through a galaxy of thighs.
Is this heaven? Or just… my living room?
Senpai... pass that... again. 🌿💨
[beat drops with distorted “Nyaa~ puff puff pass~” sample]
【Verse 1】
Rolled up sticky like onigiri rice,
Eyes redder than an anime fight scene slice.
Neko girl walkin’ by, thighs like plot twists,
She said, “Wanna toke?” I said, “I insist.”
Socks thigh-high, skirt sky-low,
Now I’m hallucinating in Tokyo.
Talking body pillows whisper my name,
"Smoke me, baka," I'm losing the game.
【Pre-Chorus】
[beat cuts to lo-fi piano and echoey moans]
Hentai haze... edibles hit...
Why’s the ceiling... doing the splits?
I see thighs in the walls...
Call me Deku 'cause I'm about to fall... 😵
【Chorus】
I’m high on thighs and anime lies,
Rollin' through the club with bloodshot eyes.
Sushi in my hand, vape in my mouth,
That girl's skirt just flew way south.
Baked and blessed, I float on beat,
Waifus dancing, can’t feel my feet.
Don’t need a plan, just pass that pipe—
We party on weed and plot device. 🌿
【Verse 2】
Phone’s on 1%, but my blunt’s still lit,
Waifu’s twerking to a JoJo skit.
Took one hit, now I’m seeing subs,
And thighs so thick they crash the club.
Kawaii eyes, dangerous hips,
Anime girls with Dorito lips.
We vibin’ hard, no shame, no stress,
Even my catgirl dealer’s wearing a maid dress.
【Bridge – slowed, chopped vocals with smoke FX】
Couch is a spaceship… thighs are the engine…
I forgot how to talk... but I still can simpen.
Senpai rolled it fat like an ova ep...
Now I’m cryin' at a Ghibli clip. 🥹💨
【Final Chorus – loud, layered, and euphoric】
I'm high on thighs and edibles too,
I thought this was water, turns out it's glue.
Bass so dank, it's dripping green,
Even my nendoroid looks obscene.
Puff puff pass that plot around,
Waifus bounce to the otaku sound.
Call the cops—nah, call me a ride,
I'm too high to function but down to vibe. 🚗💨
【Outro – whispery & stoned】
Thighs… thighs… thighs…
Why do all anime girls have gravity-defying asses…
I'm hungry…
…someone roll another one… and a burrito.
[sample fades out with catgirl meowing over weed coughs]
