[Intro – breathy, robotic voice]
💅 "Boots on. Crop-top secure. E-girl eyeliner… lethal.
Femboy detected. Rainbow warning: MAXIMUM SLAY." 🌈
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[Verse 1]
Walked in the club with a Hello Kitty purse,
Femboy strut, make a TikTok thirst.
Lips so glossy they reflect regret,
Crop top so tight it's a personal threat.
Twinks are posing like they invented pout,
Femboys in skirts say “What that mouth do?” out loud.
Twonkies got muscle, but they can’t compete —
My thigh highs alone brought 10 to their knees.
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[Chorus]
🎶 Twinks, Twanks & Twonkies — femboys run the show,
Flashin’ lace panties like a fashion faux-pas.
High-pitched giggle, got 'em in a trance,
Even straight boys question when I dance. 🎶
🎶 Sparkle blaster, booty disaster,
Lube in my pocket labeled “Go Faster.”
If you didn’t bring eyeliner, you ain’t gettin’ in —
This ain’t a phase, this a glittered sin. 🎶
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[Verse 2]
Twank said “Damn, you a trap?” I said “Nah, I’m a threat,”
Thighs like betrayal, skirt so tight it’s theft.
Got more blush than your mom’s regret,
And these cat ears? They’re a lifestyle, bet.
Pulled up with a vape full of unicorn tears,
Voice so soft it erases your fears.
Twonkies flex, but they don’t make 'em scream,
Femboy power got your bro’s self-esteem.
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[Bridge – whispered, over deep bass drop]
💋 Whatchu know ‘bout kneesocks and domination?
🥵 Bout eyeliner sharp enough for litigation?
🌈 I don’t serve looks, I subpoena ‘em.
👠 I don’t slay — I commit fashion war crimes.
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[Final Chorus – all-out chaos]
🎶 Twinks, Twanks & Twonkies — femboys takin’ names,
Hairclips deadly, skirt ignites flames.
Sippin’ on glitter, rollin’ on pride,
Kissed your boyfriend and called it a vibe. 🎶
🎶 Twinks, Twanks & Twonkies — glitter in your crack,
Hit you with sass and a Lisa Frank slap.
We don't tuck, we terrorize,
And leave behind trails of traumatized thighs. 🎶
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[Outro – robotic whisper]
...You thought it was a phase. Now it’s a lifestyle. Welcome to the femdemic. 💅
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