[Intro – The festival still rages after the Great Yodel Mash. Guitars fade as one final crowd yodel rises toward the clouds.]
[Festival]
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-ho-lay-YOOOOOO!!
[Silence.]
[Thunder rolls high above.]
[Lead]
…Uh.
Did the sky just answer?
[A gigantic heavenly yodel echoes from above.]
[Heavens]
YOOOOODEL-AY-HEEEEE-HI-HOOOOOOO…
[Crowd]
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!
[Lead]
WELL DON’T JUST STAND THERE!
YODEL BACK!!
[Southern guitars and industrial drums detonate.]
[Verse 1 – Heavy stomping groove as thunder answers the drums.]
We shook the ground!
We shook the trees!
Now somebody’s yodeling
ABOVE THE CLOUDS AT ME!
Lightning starts dancing!
Thunder keeps the track!
We throw one yodel upward—
AND THE HEAVENS YODEL BACK!!
[Festival]
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yodel-ay-ho!
Lay-hee-hi-ho-lay-YO!
[Heavens]
YODEL-AY-HEE-HI-HOOOOOO!
[Chorus – Massive heavenly choir collides with southern metal and industrial EDM.]
RAISE IT HIGH!
SEND IT UP!
LET THE THUNDER FILL YOUR CUP!
YODEL LOUD!
ANSWER BACK!
MAKE THE WHOLE DAMN SKYLINE CRACK!
[Festival]
Yo-lay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-ho!
Lay-hee-hi-ho-lay-YO!
[Heavenly Choir]
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yodel-ay-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-HOOOOOO!
[Everyone]
WHEN THE HEAVENS YODEL BACK!!
[Breakdown – Instruments vanish. Rain begins falling in rhythm while distant choir voices trade yodels across the sky.]
[Heavens – Distant]
Yo-lay-hee…
[Festival]
YO-LAY-HO!
[Heavens]
Lay-hee-hi…
[Festival]
YODEL-AY-HO!
[Thunder hits.]
[Lead]
COME ON, HEAVEN!
THAT ALL YOU GOT?!
[Lightning cracks. Industrial bass erupts.]
[Heavenly Choir – Rapid Yodel]
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-lay-hee-ho!
Yo-lay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-YO!
Lay-hee-hi-ho-lay-hee-hi-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-YOOOOOO!
[Crowd]
OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!
[Lead]
OH, WE DONE PISSED OFF THE SKY!!
[Verse 2 – Full speed. Thunder, guitars and EDM pound beneath dueling yodels.]
Clouds start spinning!
Lightning strikes!
Thunder’s throwing double-kicks
ACROSS THE NIGHT!
Rain keeps falling!
Nobody runs!
WE’RE YODELING AT HEAVEN—
AND HEAVEN’S HAVING FUN!!
[Festival – Hyper-Speed Yodel]
Yo-lay-hee-hi-yo-lay-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-lay-hee-YO!
Lay-ho-lay-hee-yodel-ay-ho!
Yo-lay-hee-hi-lay-hee-hi-YOOOO!
[Heavenly Choir answers]
YODEL-AY-HEE-HI-HO-LAY-YOOOOOO!!
[Final Chorus – Thousands below and colossal choirs above yodel together as the storm becomes part of the music.]
RAISE IT HIGH!
SEND IT UP!
THUNDER ROLL AND LIGHTNING STRIKE!
YODEL FAST!
YODEL BACK!
LET THE HEAVENS JOIN TONIGHT!
[Festival]
Yodel-ay-hee!
Yodel-ay-ho!
[Heavens]
LAY-HEE-HI-HO-LAY-YO!
[Festival]
Yo-lay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-ho!
[Heavens]
YODEL-AY-HEE-HI-YOOOO!
[Everyone – Faster]
Yodel-ay-hee-hi!
Yo-lay-hee-ho!
Lay-hee-hi-yodel-ay-yo!
Yo-lay-hee-hi-lay-hee-ho!
Yodel-ay-hee-hi-lay-hee-hi-YOOOOOO!!
[Final Hit – The storm suddenly stops.]
[Silence.]
[One tiny heavenly voice]
…yodel-ay-hee?
[Festival]
YODEL-AY-HOOOOOOOO!!!!
[Thunderous final guitar hit.]