[INTRO - Epic Symphonic Metal, Gothic Choir, Church Organ]
(Choir) Darkness… silence… the hour is nigh! No mortal soul shall ever fly!
(Narrator) Four clueless thrill-seekers enter the haunted mansion. The ancient evil is awake...
[VERSE 1 - Symphonic Metal, Heavy Guitars]
Tiptoeing through the deepest night,
This is the house devoid of light.
Trembling flashlights, dust, and glass,
Sinister echoes from the past.
"Is anyone there?" the bravest cries,
The dark entity is starting to rise!
[CHORUS 1 - Dramatic Metal Explosion]
It’s the monster's wrath, ancient and grim!
A supreme evil, the chances are slim!
Now you are trapped, the snare is set,
A deadly game you will never forget!
[THE TWIST - Record Scratch, Sudden Silence]
(Ghost - Deep Voice) Tremble, mortals! I shall destroy you all...
(Ghost - Sped-up Chipmunk Voice) Cough, cough… Sorry, too much dust! Destroy you? No way! It's party time! Drop the beat!
[VERSE 2 - Techno-Rock, Funky Bass, 8-Bit Chiptune]
(Ghost) Welcome to the mansion, I'm the king of the dancefloor,
Forget the chains, I’m gonna blow up your subwoofer!
I locked all the doors, yeah, I did it for real,
'Cause without you here, it’s a boring ordeal!
(Explorers) "But you’re an ancient demon! You look scary on the net!"
(Ghost) "Come on, I'm just a DJ stuck in a cabaret set!"
[CHORUS 2 - Upbeat Techno-Metal Mash-up]
It’s the haunted rave, the ghost is insane,
The evil monster was a trick of the brain!
They wanted a thriller, the panic, the fright…
Instead, we are partying all through the night!
[OUTRO - Light Funky Guitar, Handclaps]
(Explorer) Oh… so you didn't want to eat our hearts?
(Ghost) Are you kidding? I’ve been vegan since 1700! Now, pass me those glow sticks!
(Choir - Solemn but funny) A-o-v-a… let’s daaaance!
Xirius
