[Verse 1]
Friday night in mama’s basement
We ain’t headin’ to no bar
Pizza boxes on the table
Character sheets in a old cigar jar
You’re the half-elf with the crossbow
I’m the paladin who overthinks
You roll a twenty, flash that smile
My heart drops like my hit points sink
[Chorus]
Crit chance and second chances
Rollin’ dice and stealin’ glances
You got graph paper maps and glitter on your hands
You’re talkin’ dragons, I’m just watchin’ you
Catchin’ feels like they’re somethin’ new
Guess I’m that country boy who finally understands
That I’m in love with all your nerdy plans
[Verse 2]
You trade monsters at the table
Say this one’s “way too cute”
You name it after my hometown
Like you painted my life on its tiny suit
We plan starships in the driveway
Under bug-zap porch light hum
You say “someday let’s go to that big con”
I say “girl, I’ll drive the truck”
[Chorus]
Crit chance and second chances
Rollin’ dice and stealin’ glances
You got graph paper maps and glitter on your hands
You’re talkin’ dragons, I’m just watchin’ you
Catchin’ feels like they’re somethin’ new
Guess I’m that country boy who finally understands
That I’m in love with all your nerdy plans
[Bridge]
They can keep that high school prom
We got capes and plastic crowns
You say “it’s just pretend”
But it’s the realest thing I’ve found
If life’s a game and love’s a roll
Then darlin’ take my hand
We’ll fail and laugh and level up
In this hometown fantasy land (hey!)
[Chorus]
Crit chance and second chances
Rollin’ dice and stealin’ glances
You got graph paper maps and glitter on your hands
You’re talkin’ dragons, I’m just watchin’ you
Catchin’ feels like they’re somethin’ new
Guess I’m that country boy who finally understands
Yeah I’m in love with all your nerdy plans
I’m in deep with all your nerdy plans