Her Love Is

[Verse]
I fell for her first time I saw her standing in that grocery line
She looked just like Shania Twain so I had to make her mine
I thought she deserved my best line right from the very start
So I rolled right up behind her and I gently bumped her cart
I said pardon me miss but I’ve got something I just have to say 
I hope that you know C P R ‘cause you just took my breath away
Well she smiled at me and said that I was handsome as could be 
She said she really liked my Nascar shirt and also loved number 3

[Verse]
We went out a few times and things were looking pretty good
She said she really wanted to be with me as often as she could 
Then out of the blue she moved in and did things hard to handle
She took down all my deer heads and put out rose scented candles
She threw out all my girlie mags, camo couch and my gun rack 
Then she became the straw that finally broke this camel’s back
One day while we were watching football in my double wide trailer 
I caught her rooting for T C U when she knew that I liked Baylor 

[Chorus]
Her love is like a big iceberg 
And I’m the Titanic 
Her love is like the stock market 
And I’m a trader’s panic
Her love is like the Waterloo 
And I’m little Napoleon 
Her love is like a sexy stripper 
And I’m down to my last one
Her love is like a mighty hunter
And I’m a 10 point buck
Her love is like a 3 leaf clover 
Cause I’m all out of luck

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse]
I just tried to ignore things and make it work as long as I could 
I finally came to realize the good times were really over for good 
One day I’d reached my limit and finally let out my inner jerk
I looked her right in the eye and said I hate Bath and Body Works 
And I don’t like towels I can’t use and a hundred pillows on my bed
I kept it going, I was on a roll, but man If looks could kill I’d be dead
So she packed up all her stuff and left and I couldn’t believe my luck
But I realized later after she’d gone she’d stole my wallet and my truck

[Chorus]
Her love is like a big iceberg 
And I’m the Titanic 
Her love is like the stock market 
And I’m a trader’s panic
Her love is like the Waterloo 
And I’m little Napoleon 
Her love is like a sexy stripper 
And I’m down to my last one
Her love is like a mighty hunter
And I’m a 10 point buck
Her love is like a 3 leaf clover 
Cause I’m all out of luck

[Bridge]
If her attention was a steak
I know it’d be under done
If her loving was a basketball game 
I’d be playing one on one

[Chorus]
Her love is like a big iceberg 
And I’m the Titanic 
Her love is like the stock market 
And I’m a trader’s panic
Her love is like the Waterloo 
And I’m little Napoleon 
Her love is like a sexy stripper 
And I’m down to my last one
Her love is like a mighty hunter
And I’m a 10 point buck
Her love is like a 3 leaf clover 
Cause I’m all out of luck

[Final Chorus]
Well, so it didn’t work out at the grocery store this time. 
Maybe I’ll have better luck at Dollar General. 

Country male vocal, upbeat 90s country style with hard rocking rhythm