Her Love Is

I fell for her first time I saw her standing in that grocery line

She looked just like Shania Twain so I had to make her mine

I thought she deserved my best line right from the very start

So I rolled right up behind her and I gently bumped her cart

I said pardon me miss but I’ve got something I just have to say

I hope that you know C P R ‘cause you just took my breath away

Well she smiled at me and said that I was handsome as could be

She said she really liked my Nascar shirt and also loved number 3

We went out a few times and things were looking pretty good

She said she really wanted to be with me as often as she could

Then out of the blue she moved in and did things hard to handle

She took down all my deer heads and put out rose scented candles

She threw out all my girlie mags, camo couch and my gun rack

Then she became the straw that finally broke this camel’s back

One day while we were watching football in my double wide trailer

I caught her rooting for T C U when she knew that I liked Baylor

Her love is like a big iceberg

And I’m the Titanic

Her love is like the stock market

And I’m a trader’s panic

Her love is like the Waterloo

And I’m little Napoleon

Her love is like a sexy stripper

And I’m down to my last one

Her love is like a mighty hunter

And I’m a 10 point buck

Her love is like a 3 leaf clover

Cause I’m all out of luck

I just tried to ignore things and make it work as long as I could

I finally came to realize the good times were really over for good

One day I’d reached my limit and finally let out my inner jerk

I looked her right in the eye and said I hate Bath and Body Works

And I don’t like towels I can’t use and a hundred pillows on my bed

I kept it going, I was on a roll, but man If looks could kill I’d be dead

So she packed up all her stuff and left and I couldn’t believe my luck

But I realized later after she’d gone she’d stole my wallet and my truck

Her love is like a big iceberg

And I’m the Titanic

Her love is like the stock market

And I’m a trader’s panic

Her love is like the Waterloo

And I’m little Napoleon

Her love is like a sexy stripper

And I’m down to my last one

Her love is like a mighty hunter

And I’m a 10 point buck

Her love is like a 3 leaf clover

Cause I’m all out of luck

If her attention was a steak

I know it’d be under done

If her loving was a basketball game

I’d be playing one on one

Her love is like a big iceberg

And I’m the Titanic

Her love is like the stock market

And I’m a trader’s panic

Her love is like the Waterloo

And I’m little Napoleon

Her love is like a sexy stripper

And I’m down to my last one

Her love is like a mighty hunter

And I’m a 10 point buck

Her love is like a 3 leaf clover

Cause I’m all out of luck

Well, so it didn’t work out at the grocery store this time.

Maybe I’ll have better luck at Dollar General.