0. President Donald Trump and his driver were cruising along a
country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig,
killing it instantly.
Trump told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what had happened. About one hour later Trump sees his
driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand,
a cigar in the other and his clothes all
ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?" asked Trump
"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar
and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asks
Trump.
The driver replies, "I'm President Donald Trump's driver, and I
just killed the pig."
What’s the difference between a Trump and a flying pig?
The letter F
. The Pope and Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Mr. Trump
and said, "Do you know that
with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this
crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display,
like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the
rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will
rejoice!"
Trump replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of So the Pope slapped him
. When Trump borrows $1,000,000 from his dad it's a small
loan…
A. But when he donates that much money to Texas,
it's a yuuuge contribution
. Trump said in his campaign that if I voted for Clinton, I
would be stuck with a criminal president under constant
federal investigation from day one…
Turns out, he was right. I voted for Clinton and
I'm stuck with a criminal president under federal
investigation from day one.
. So Barack Obama and Donald Trump somehow ended up at
the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on
by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers
Were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would
turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the
one who had Trump in his chair
reached for the aftershave.
But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks.
My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a
brothel."
The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you,
Mr. Obama ?"
Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife Michelle doesn't know
what the inside of a brothel smells like."
Republicans are the true snowflakes...
They're white, they're cold, and if you put enough
of them together they'll shut down public schools 27. Donald Trump: "I'm not orange!"
. "Impeach." Donald Trump has decided to take just $1 as his salary for the
job of the President instead of the usual $400,000…
. That man would do just about anything to avoid
paying the taxes.
. Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a
consultant for New Years Eve?
They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the
last second.
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