A FACEBOOK STRANGER DOESN'T LIKE MY OPINION. PLEASE RESPECT MY PRIVACY DURING THIS
SendayFFICULT TIME.I'm going to need some of you guys to start getting weirder. I cannot keep pulling all the
weight.I TALK A LOT of smack for SOMGONG THAT'S Scared TO OPGN Canned BISCUITS.HIDING IN PANTRY FROM MURDERER]
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RETREL CIRCLES
*QUIETLY TRIES TO OPEN BAG OF CHIPS*Recommended serving sizes aren't the boss of
What if the sounds birds make are all just screams of terror because they're afraid of heights?
THINKING THAT AT SOME POINT DURING THAT RIDE THROUGH THE DESERT, HE COULD HAVE STOPPED AND
Send a gift IE HORSE A NAME.
"You're too old to try and ride that skateboard!"
Me - "Hold my Ensure"Here's a tip:
Ring your doorbell on your way to bed at night.
This will clear the dogs off your bed long enough for you to get in and get
keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean."
Walmart is giving out free turkeys to anyone who can outrun securityGet your relatives speaking to one another again by sending a heartfelt Oldtimers Christmas card with a picture of your family with an extra child nobody knows.
These can't be the same knees I used to jump out of swings mid air and land
with.If you lose your Khakis in Texas, it means you can't find your pants. If you lose your Khakis in Boston, it means you can't start your car
Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the
Last night, my wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl.
I said, “I didn't know he could.
Just a warning if you're buying a watch
on Amazon. I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.
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