There once was a man from Nantucket,
With a cock so big he could suck it,
He wiped off his chin, and said with a grin,
"If my mouth was a pussy, I could fuck it"I love you, you love me
Let's chase Barney up the tree
Get a big shotgun, shoot him in the head
Sorry kids, but Barney's deadOh,she was ridin' round the track,
going ninety miles an hour,
when the chain on her motorcycle broke.
Then she was slidin' through the grass,
with a muffler up her ass,
and her boobs playing Dixie on the spokes.
(I haven't thought of that in fortyGod of nations, smell my feet
In the bonds of Coronation Street
Hear our voices, tweet tweet tweet
God defend the toilet seatHickory dickory dock,
The bitch was sucking my cock,
The clock struck two, I spilled my goo
And wiped it all over her frockon't be a silly, wrap your willy
Don't be a prick, wrap your dickMilk, milk, lemonade; around the corner
fudge is made.Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
Jill got a shock and pussy full of cock,Anyway..." - He often uses this
word to transition between topics or return to his main message.
"Folks," - A common, informal way he
addresses the public or an audience.
"Here's the deal" - A frequent conversation starter for making a key
point.
"That's not hyperbole!" - Another phrase he uses often to emphasize a statement.
"
God save the Queen, man." - A notable and confusing sign-off at a gun violence summit in June 2023 that
even mystified his aides.
"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking." - A
that many found humorous or odCocktails and ginger ales, half a
pint a glass. If you don't like it, you can shove it up your...Trump rose to
political prominence by propagating the false conspiracy theory, viewed by
many people as racist, that Obama, the nation’s first African-American
president, was not born in the United States. (He finally backed away from that debunked claim this fall.)